Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Affirmative Developers and Bearish Testers

Developers tend to be optimistic folks, while testers tend to be more pessimistic.

* Developers are creators, with a natural optimism about making new things and solving difficult problems.
* Testers are fault finders, with a necessary skepticism and doubt.
* If developers are the yin, testers are the yang.

I believe this is a good thing, a sort of checks-and-balances tension that makes for better software.

But it does lead to some interesting contrasts...


Optimistic Developer: The glass is half full

Pessimistic Tester: The glass is twice as big as required


Optimistic Developer: This code hasn't yet been tested. It's not known if it has any bugs

Pessimistic Tester: This code hasn't yet been tested. It's not known if it actually works


Optimistic Developer: We are 90% done

Pessimistic Tester: We don't know when we'll be done, if ever


Optimistic Developer: We will refactor the code to make it better

Pessimistic Tester: They are throwing out the working code and replacing it with an unknown quantity


Optimistic Developer: I only changed one line of code

Pessimistic Tester: The entire system must be retested


Optimistic Developer: The code is the design

Pessimistic Tester: There is no design


Optimistic Developer: We'll fix those bugs later, when we have time

Pessimistic Tester: We never have enough time to fix the bugs


Optimistic Developer: This build is feature complete

Pessimistic Tester: The features exist; some are completely broken


Optimistic Developer: Anything is possible, given enough time

Pessimistic Tester: Everything has flaws, and given enough time I can prove it


Optimistic Developer: Of course it will work

Pessimistic Tester: It might work, but probably won't


Optimistic Developer: One last bug fix, and we can ship tomorrow

Pessimistic Tester: Fixing this one bug will likely lead to two more


Optimistic Developer: Stop finding bugs, or we'll never be done

Pessimistic Tester: Stop creating bugs, so I can find them all


Optimistic Developer: There's no need for more tests

Pessimistic Tester: Let's just run a few more tests to be sure


Optimistic Developer: There is no I in TEAM

Pessimistic Tester: We can't spell BUGS without U


Optimistic Developer: That's an "undocumented feature"

Pessimistic Tester: That's a bug


Optimistic Developer: I like to build things

Pessimistic Tester: I like to break things


Optimistic Developer: Sure, we can use the Beta version of this component in Production

Pessimistic Tester: We should wait until version 2.1


Optimistic Developer: Willing to bet that there are no more bugs

Pessimistic Tester: Willing to take that bet


Optimistic Developer: Let's slip these changes in now, because I'm starting my vacation tomorrow

Pessimistic Tester: Let's not


Optimistic Developer: That will never happen in Production

Pessimistic Tester: Never is a long time


Optimistic Developer: It works on my machine

Pessimistic Tester: Perhaps your machine is the only one where it works?


Optimistic Developer: I'm a Realist

Pessimistic Tester: I'm a Realist